Articles

Over all four of my undergraduate years, I wrote for The Spire, the official student newspaper at the College of the Holy Cross. I served as a Staff Writer, then Editor, then Chief Editor of the Eggplant, the satire and creative writing section. (I also like to write poetry.) My goal, with all of my articles, is to make you laugh; if not laugh, smile; if not smile, wonder, I don't know why I read this, but I'm glad I did. I'm a changed person now.

Scooby-Doo: Fair Trade or Exploitment?
⭐ Graduation Day
Netflix Announces Innovative Policy Changes
Optimizing Your Reaction Time for Enrollment
BREAKING: Congressmen Expose TikTok’s Development Failures
Gaming & Esports Club Touches Grass: An Interview With Sebastian Johns '23
A Deep Dive Into Upcoming Events on myHC
Holy Cross Theatre Premieres Musical Company
⭐ Report: "Can Robots Feel Pain?"
Surviving the Worcester Winter
My Resume (Royalty-Free)
The Last Spire
Unfocused Group #1: Self-Driving Cars and Microwaves
BREAKING: Joe Biden Stays in Power Following 2022 Election
My Spring 2023 Course Recommendations
Family Weekend Account From a Holy Cross Father
The Holy Cross Mission
"Theory:
⭐ President Rougeau Beats Colgate in Intense Football Match
⭐ The Dunkin' Runner
What is Going On With Orientation?
Author's Note
Holy Cross Sued For Sledding Tragedy
How to Have Fun in Kimball
⭐ The Case of the Disappearing Snow
Bird Poem
Campus Contemplations, Pt. 2
⭐ A Night to Remember
Campus Contemplations, Pt. 1
My Experience With That Leroy Kid
This is not just to say...
A Comprehensive Guide to the Science Complex
The Sodium Diet
Job Posting – All Students Eligible!
Student Artist Makes a Commotion, Fire Department Called
The New Equipment at the Jo
Live from Cool Beans: Milkshake Tier List
⭐ Building Snowmen On the Hill
Recorded Phone Call from 2-11-2021
They Took Away Our Campus, and Now They’re Taking Away Halloween
There is a Monster on Campus. Please Believe Me.
A Tale of a Freshman